Some Things You Just Can’t Explain

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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” lonely-man-at-bar

Farmer: “Some things you just can’t explain.”

Man: “So what happened that’s so horrible?”

Farmer: “Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.”

Man: “Ok, but that’s not so bad.”

Farmer: “Some things you just can’t explain.”

Man: “So what happened then?”

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Farmer: “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.”

Man: “And then?”

Farmer: “Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.”

Man: “Again?”

Farmer: “Some things you just can’t explain.” 681x454

Man: “So, what did you do then?”

Farmer: “I took her right leg this time, and tied it to the post on the right.”

Man: “And then?”

Farmer: “Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, when the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.”

Man: “Hmmm . . . “

Farmer: “Some things you just can’t explain.”

Man: “So, then what did you do?”

Farmer: “Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.”

 

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5 thoughts on “Some Things You Just Can’t Explain

  1. Hahaha! And, now for a sheep reference-Did you know that in the state of TX there is a law still on the books that makes it a class c misdemeanor to tuck your jeans into your boots!?!?. Lmao!

  2. There are a number of archaic Laws on the Books in Texas. For one, it is against the Law to ride a Horse on the Streets of Downtown Houston. I do know that you can carry a firearm on your leg now, but the only place it was allowed was on your Ranch until recently. And finally, it is against the Law to chew tobacco, and spit on the sidewalk around the Federal Courthouse in Austin, Texas.

  3. You aren’t from ’round here are ya? That is actually not true. I tucked my jeans into my boots all the time.

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