The Texan Cowboy in the South Dakota Saloon

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The Texas cowboy rode into the town of Deadwood, South Dakota. He stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

 

He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.

“WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?” he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

 

No one answered.

 

“ALRIGHT, I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN’T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I’M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS AND I DON’T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back.

 

The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, “Say partner, before you go … what happened in Texas?”

 

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk”.

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  1. we have a slightly different version here in Denmark Harsh Bill the Texan a cowboy comes into town he has ridden long and hard foam runs down the horse he takes no time to stop but just shouts Harsh Bill the Texan is coming to town kicking horse and he is gone.
    It sounds like thunder from the prairie and into the city, a large rough-looking man riding on a wild bison bull in front of the saloon he grabs it in the horns brakes it turns it on its back and kicks its horns well into the ground stomping into the saloon and shouts wiskey.
    You could hear a pin drop while the bartender with trembling hands fills a beer mug with wiskey it man grabs the glass throws it into the air pulls his weapon shoots the glass opens his mouth and grabs it all on the way down and swallows
    The bartender is white as a sheet and ask with trembling hands should it be one more drink mr.cowboyen looks at him with disbelief etched on his face and says do you think I’m crazy Harsh Bill the Texan is coming to town I’m fucking out of here

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