A Little Horse Sense For Ya’ll, I Reckon

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Here’s a lil’ horse sense for y’all.

1. You can always tell a cowboy but you can’t tell him much.
2. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
3. There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. ~ Will Rogers
4. Turnip tops don’t tell you the size of the turnips.
5. He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees.
6. He couldn’t hit the ground with his hat in three throws.
7. If you’re not making dust, you’re eating it.
8. Just because trouble comes to visit doesn’t mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
9. There’s no place ’round the campfire for a quitter’s blanket.
10. It doesn’t matter how big of a ranch you have…or how many cattle you brand…or how much money you’ve got…the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.

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