JOKE: How Women From Different States Cope With Being Stranded

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Three beautiful women were driving through Nevada when they suddenly had engine trouble and the car died.

They were from California, Texas, and Oklahoma.

They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help.

A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the Texan top the horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that the Texas gal was carrying a gallon of water, so when she was within hearing distance, the rancher said, “Hi there…what are you doing carring a glass of water through the desert?”

The Texan explained her predicament and explained that since she had a long way to go, she might get thirsty, so that’s why she was carrying the water.

A little while later the rancher noticed the Oklahoman walking toward him with a loaf of bread in her hand. “What are you doing?” asked the rancher again.

As before, the Oklahoman explained the situation and said that since she had a long way to go, she might get hungry and that’s why she had the bread.

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Finally the Californian appeared, slowly dragging a car door through the sand. More curious than ever, the rancher asked, “Hey, why are you dragging that car door?”

“Well,” she said, “I have a long way to go, so if it gets too hot, I’ll roll down the window.”

(They don’t make ’em out there on the left coast like we do in Texas. GOD BLESS TEXAS!)

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