JOKE: Ain’t No Alligators In Texas

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While fishing off the Galveston shoreline, a tourist from Florida capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!”

“Naw,” the old Texan beachcomber hollered back, “We ain’t had alligators round these parts for years!”

“Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he shouted to the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?”

“We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said.

“Then why are they gone?”

“The sharks got ’em!!!”

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