19 THINGS EVERY TRUE TEXAN KNOWS

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With all the foreigners (folks from other states) moving in, we figured that we’d share a little list of things that native Texans know that the newcomers probably won’t.

Enjoy!

1. The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.

2. Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

3. What general direction ‘over yonder’ is.

4. That “gimme sugar” don’t mean “pass me the sugar.”T

5. That when somebody’s ‘fixin’ to do something, it won’t be long.

6. That when you ask for a coke, you need to specify which kind (Sprite, Dr Pepper, etc).

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7. Ain’t nobody’s biscuits like Grandma’s biscuits!

8. A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

9. When “by and by” is.How to handle their “pot likker”.

10. The difference between “pert near” and “a right far piece.”

11. The differences between a redneck, a good ol’ boy, and white trash.

12. At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.

13. Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

14. You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll ’em up past the elbows.

15. You should never lend your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.

16. A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy’s pants up.

17. Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.

18. Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.

19. The proper usage of the word ‘Y’all”.

Y’all come back now, ya’ hear?

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