BOY GO GIT YO MAMA!

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A Texas country family from the Paris area was visiting the city and they got a chance to go to a Cowboys game for the first time in any of their lives.

The father and son were strolling around looking at all the concession stands while the wife shopped in the gift shop. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

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Media Elevator at AT&T stadium in Arlington, Texas

The boy asked, “Paw, What’s ‘at?”

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an elderly lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son, “Boy, go git yo Momma…. “

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