JOKE: TEXAS BLIND DATE

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Thomas the ranch hand is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”

Thomas replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”

His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother. In fact, I have a friend who I want to set you up with on a blind date. I think she’s a lot like your mom, but she is a city girl, so to impress her you’re gonna have to wear a suit and tie. You willing?”

“Sure!”

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “How’d it work out? Did your mother like her?”

With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.”

The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”

Thomas replied, “Well… she’s just like my mother, so my father doesn’t like her.”

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