JOKE: A SECURITY GUARD IS FIRED, THE REASON WILL LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES

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John is talking on the phone with his mother back in California as he did each and every week. He’d heard there were jobs here so he moved to Texas a few years back and was having a hard time holding down a job. Today’s phone call includes a bit of bad news.

John: “I got fired from my job as a bank guard.”

Mom: “That’s awful. What happened?”

John: “Well, a thief came in, and I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I’d let him have it.”

Mom: “What did the thief do then?”

John: “He took one more step, so I let him have it. I didn’t want that stupid gun anyway.”

John is probably headed back to California where the only gun owners are gang members. See ya’ John!

 

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