PLEASE JUST ARREST ME NOW

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A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco, Texas.

When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and a juggler and was on his way to Austin to do a show for the Shriners Circus. He didn’t want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said that if the driver would do a little juggling for him, then he wouldn’t give him a ticket.

He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Trooper’s car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the trooper’s car, opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to his car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “Please just arrest me now, officer, cause there ain’t no way I can pass that test.”

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