THE RANCHER AND HIS ALLIGATOR

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An elderly Texan had owned a large ranch outside Victoria, Texas for several years. He had a large tank (that means pond in Texan) in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old rancher decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked..’

Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’

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You can picture what happened next.

Gotta love Texans who think on their feet!!!

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