NO, MOM, I WASN’T BORN IN A BARN

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Our son was constantly wandering in and out of the house, leaving the front or back door wide open.

“Once and for all, will you PLEASE close that door!” my exasperated wife pleaded one day. “Were you born in a barn?”

“No, I was born in a hospital,” he replied, smirking, “…with automatic doors.”

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