TEXAS ‘CLOCK BOY’ TO VISIT WHITE HOUSE TODAY

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Ahmed Muhammed was arrested for bringing a homemade ‘clock’ to his Texas school.

The politically correct liberal mafia jumped on the assumption that he was singled out because he was a Muslim. They repeatedly point to the claim that the arresting officer stated something like “I’m not surprised it was you.” Of course the officer is racist, right?

Well… it’s a little more complicated than the liberal thought police want you to believe. You see, just a few months ago, Clock Boy’s sister threatened to blow up the entire school. Yep… it’s true.

So why wouldn’t the police officer on that beat not be surprised that it was the brother of the girl who made the bomb threat?

Hmmm…

Then this. The clock wasn’t actually ‘made’ by clock boy, it was just a pencil case with the contents of an alarm clock reassembled to look like a suitcase bomb.

Don’t believe me? Check here. And here. And here.

Since Clock Boy was arrested, he’s gained international notoriety and has accepted invitations from known terrorists. (See featured photo above, that’s a photo with Sudan’s president Omar Hassan al-Bashir. By the way, he’s a terrorist and is wanted for war crimes at the Hague.

But never mind all that. If you suspect that clock boy is anything more than an innocent and bright student who was wrongfully suspected of wrongdoing (even though Texas code states that students shall not bring bombs or anything that looks like a bomb to school), then you are a terrible racist. Go to the corner and when you’re ready to self-identify as another gender, religion, or race you can come out.

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By the way… no word on whether the Secret Service is actually going to let Clock Boy’s clock anywhere near the White House. But don’t pay attention to that you racist.

 

By the way, the writer of this article, Joe Anthony, doesn’t believe that you’re a racist if you think Clock Boy is in the wrong.
BECAUSE CLOCK BOY IS IN THE WRONG AND EITHER THIS IS A PUBLICITY STUNT OR SOMETHING MORE SINISTER. WAKE UP FELLOW TEXANS AND AMERICANS!

(TIC)

 

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