21 THINGS TRUE TEXANS WILL NEVER SAY

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Here in Texas, it’s a whole ‘nother country. So if you’re new here, you might just want to learn a bit about our culture. Say any one of these statements below and we will know that you’re not a true Texan.

Here’s the list… enjoy!

1.  Trim the fat off that steak.

2.  Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.

3.  The tires on that truck are too big.

4.  I’ll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.

5.  I want a Prius.

6.  Unsweetened tea tastes better.

7.  Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

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8.  My fiancee is registered at Tiffany’s.

9.  I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

10.  I’m a vegetarian.

11.  The Cowboys suck.

12.  I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

13.  Duct tape won’t fix that.

14.  Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a minivan.

15.  I’m voting for Hillary.

16.  We don’t keep firearms in this house.

17.  Her hair is too big.

18.  You can’t feed that to the dog.

19.  There are too many Texas flags in this neighborhood.

20.  No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.

21.  I want beans in my chili.

Ok, so some Texans may say some of these things… but those Texans have spent too much time in California. 🙂

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