21 REASONS WHY LONE STAR BEER SHOULD BE SERVED AT EVERY OFFICE IN TEXAS

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Many companies across America now offer their employees free food and drink throughout the day in order to both keep employees happy and to keep them in the office longer.
We asked ourselves what would it look like if Texas businesses started doing the same thing… with our national beer, of course!


Here is how serving Lone Star Beer at work would affect the workplace:

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

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8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you won’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they’re wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn’t so embarrassing.

16. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.

17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

18. Everyone agrees work is better after they’ve had a couple of drinks.

19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

 

20. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

21. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.

 

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