REDNECK CLAIMS LOTTERY WIN

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A Redneck from Arkansas crosses the border into Texas, buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. fam2

The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.”

To which the man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today, and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The Redneck said, “Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it.”

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million “right now,” THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!”

Ain’t ya glad you’re not from Arkansas?

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