STRANGE ANIMAL BEHAVIOR, MYSTERIOUS BOAT REPORTED IN HOUSTON

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It’s been reported that animals are pairing up and making their way to a large boat near the old Astrodome in Houston.

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The owner of the boat, Mr. Noah Godson is reportedly standing outside the boat with a clipboard and checking off animals as they get in.

When our reporter approached him, he said that everybody is welcome to join him and his family on the boat.

We’ll be fine staying in Houston, right?

(While this is satire, we are praying for those of you stuck in the Houston floods. Be safe out there and stay off the roads!)

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