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In case you were wondering how to be annoying in an elevator, here are a few ways you can!

  • When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.


  • Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

  • Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrongones.

  • Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

  • Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”

  • Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

  • Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

  • Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

  • Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

  • Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

  • Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

  • Ask, “Did you feel that?”

  • Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

  • When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don’t panic, they open up again.”

  • Swat at flies that don’t exist.

  • Tell people that you can see their aura.

  • Call out, “group hug!”, then enforce it.

  • Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

  • Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”

  • Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

  • Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

  • Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

  • Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

  • Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

  • Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”

  • Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”

  • Ask everyone if they like the Wizard of Oz. Then, smile like a moron and repeat several times, “I like the tin man”


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