WINDOWS 10 TEXAS EDITION RECALL

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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas edition of Windows 10 may have accidentally been shipped outside Texas. If you have one of the Texas editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Texas edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 10 with a background picture of a field full of bluebonnets and Longhorn cattle.
Note also the following:
*Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse.
*My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption.
*Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard.
*Hard Drive is referred to as four-wheel drive.
* Instead of an error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.
Should you have this version, (Windows 10-TX), please be advised of the following key naming differences:
*OK = It’s aww-right
*Cancel = Heck no
*Reset = Awwww shoot
*Yes = Shore
*No = Nope
*Find = Hunt fer it *Go = Over yonder
*Back = Back yonder
*Help = Hep me out here
*Stop = Ternit off
*Start = Crank it up
*Settings = Sittins
*Programs = Stuff ‘at does stuff
*Documents = Stuff I done done
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Texas edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

 

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