HERE’S THE REAL REASON TRUMP WON

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The pundits keep telling us that Trump won because Americans are racist. Of course, they ignore the fact that the same people who elected Trump are the ones who elected Obama, so their theory goes out the window.

If you haven’t gotten it yet, I disagree with them. Here’s why Trump really won.

Are you ready?

Trump won because Americans are tired of everybody being offended all the time.

That’s right. Americans want to be able to make fun of themselves and laugh at themselves without worrying about which micro-sub-group they will be micro-aggressing against.

I found a list, which has been circulated as being written by Jeff Foxworthy (it wasn’t), but whoever wrote it was spot on:

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

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If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”

And there you have it.

Americans are tired of being told they are being offensive just for existing.

That’s why Trump won.

Of course, I’m not going to be offended if you disagree with me. Tell us what you think in the comments section below the ad!

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