9 HILARIOUSLY REAL CLASSIFIED ADS THAT FORTUNATELY WEREN’T PROOFREAD BEFORE BEING PUBLISHED

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Actual classified ads that have appeared in papers across the country.

1. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

2. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

3. Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

4. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

5. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

6. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

7. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

8. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

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9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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