TEXAS MAN GOES MISSING, WIFE SUSPECTED OF FOUL PLAY

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This is a joke. I repeat. This is a joke. Only continue reading if you have a Texas-sized sense of humor.

Ever since Bob, from Tyler, Texas, had gotten married to Beverly who he’d met while he was serving in the US Army at Fort Drum, New York he’d discovered that she was very demanding. He would buy her roses on his way home from work and she’d complain they weren’t daisies. He’d cook dinner and she’d find something to complain about. He’d clean the house while she watched her soaps, and she’d complain that he wasn’t cleaning fast enough.

Today was no different. Having gotten caught up in trying to make his wife happy, Bob had forgotten their wedding anniversary, and was in serious trouble. Beverly was extremely angry at him.

She yelled “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife awoke, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, Beverly put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new, state-of-the-art bathroom scale.

Bob hasn’t been seen since. If you have any information as to Bob’s whereabouts, you can contact the authorities at www.IAmATexan.com.

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