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Buzzfeed, Cosmopolitan, and other outlets are demanding that Chip and Joanna Gaines answer for their thought crimes against humanity, namely being Christians.

Chip and Joanna attend Antioch Community Church in Waco, Texas and have come under fire as of late for their Christian faith.

Media outlets proclaim them to be ‘intolerant’, ‘bigoted’, and (gasp) ‘racist’ for attending a Christian church which would dare teach out of the Bible. I mean, how dare somebody believe that it’s wrong to lie, cheat, steal, and kill? I’d be willing to bet that Chip and Joanna’s pastor actually believes that burning the American flag is disrespectful too! The horror!

We agree. Chip and Joanna Gaines are what’s wrong with America.

Here’s a list of the unspeakable horrors that Chip and Joanna bring to American television screens:

  1. They are unabashedly Christian
  2. They love each other so much that it literally oozes from the screen
  3. They are a married couple consisting of one man and one woman
  4. They dote on their children and make sure that homework is done before dinner
  5. They fix things
  6. They are from Texas
  7. They show the world they are best friends in a great marriage
  8. They fix houses
  9. They go on church-sponsored missions trips to feed the hungry
  10. They pray, and they aren’t shy about it
  11. They give a lot of money to Christian charities
  12. They treat animals well

I could go on an on about these evils. We surely do not want our children exposed to such vile, wholesome, and Christian content on television. They need to be silenced!

Yes, Chip and Joanna Gaines are what’s wrong with America.

It certainly isn’t a generation of (snowflake) Americans who roam about the internet trying to be offended. It certainly isn’t the deluge of explicit (and racist) music being passed off as art yet glorifying violence, drug use, and racism. It definitely isn’t the holocaust of unborn children being slaughtered every day under the guise of women’s rights. And don’t try to blame it on the “Black Lives Matter” crowd which valiantly riots and destroys private property every time a police officer pulls his gun. Finally, you can’t blame it on academia and educators who teach kids and college students to withdraw to a ‘safe space’ every time they feel ‘triggered’ instead of confronting and considering ideas at odds with their own thoughts and understanding.

Wait… maybe it’s not Chip and Joanna. Maybe, just maybe, the problem is all the people trying to blame America’s problems on the Gaineses.

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Just a thought.

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