Posted by Staff on February 27, 2015
I do dumb things.
That's what the t-shirt that Luciano Guitierrez was wearing proclaimed as he was booked into the Bell County, Texas jail last night for his 9th (yes, you read that right) arrest for driving under the influence.
While the arrest is certainly no laughing matter, local law enforcement authorities are having a bit of fun with this particular mugshot.
Here it is:
While it's scary that Mr. Gutierrez still has access to car keys, nobody was hurt in what is, hopefully, his final arrest for drunk driving.
And yes, Mr. Gutierrez, we agree. You do dumb things.
Now stop putting our community at risk and get yourself some help!
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