Category: Humor

  • DISTRACTED YOUNG COWBOY LEARNS A VAULABLE LESSON

    DISTRACTED YOUNG COWBOY LEARNS A VAULABLE LESSON

    Once upon a time, not so very long ago, in the small, sun-baked town of Laredo, Texas, there was an old rancher named Hank and his tech-savvy grandson, Jake. Hank, a man of few words, had spent his life working on his vast ranch, riding horses, and tending to cattle, whereas Jake, fresh from college,…

  • HUSBAND GRANTS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY WISH

    HUSBAND GRANTS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY WISH

    Have you ever wanted to grant someone’s wish, even if it seemed unrealistic or unattainable? We often yearn to fulfill these wishes, regardless of their practicality. In this joke, a husband strives to fulfill his wife’s unique request, despite the challenges involved. He puts in commendable effort, though the outcome isn’t quite what he anticipated.…

  • A BLIND COWBOY VISITS TEXAS

    A BLIND COWBOY VISITS TEXAS

    A blind cowboy from Wyoming was intrigued by the saying “Everything is bigger in Texas,” decides to visit the Lone Star State to see if it’s true. As he boards the plane, he feels the seats and marvels, “Goodness, these seats are enormous!” A fellow passenger, overhearing him, chuckles and says, “You’re not in Texas…

  • IF NOAH’S ARK WAS IN MODERN TIMES

    IF NOAH’S ARK WAS IN MODERN TIMES

    Imagine if Noah’s Ark was in modern times. And the Lord said to Noah, “In one year, I will flood the earth. Build an Ark and bring in the creatures.” Noah, nodding, was handed divine blueprints. One year later, as storms brewed, Noah sat in his yard, surrounded by pairs of animals, each holding tiny…

  • 10 RULES FOR WIVES FROM 1955

    10 RULES FOR WIVES FROM 1955

    What do you think about these 10 rules for wives printed in Housekeeping Monthly (May 1955)? I don’t think this would go over too well these days. What do y’all think?

  • 20 silly laws still on the books in Texas

    20 silly laws still on the books in Texas

    Texas is known for its rugged individualism and independent spirit, but did you know that some of the laws on the books are just plain silly? Today, we’re going to take a look at 20 of the most ridiculous laws and rules from cities and towns all over the Lone Star State. In El Paso,…

  • This is why Texans Hate Leaving Texas

    This is why Texans Hate Leaving Texas

    Once upon a time, there was a cowboy named Bill who lived in Belton, Texas. Bill was a proud Texan and loved to talk about his home state to anyone who would listen. One day, Bill decided to take a trip to New York City to see the sights and sounds of the big city.

  • Genius dad calls his son

    An elderly man in Plano, Texas calls his son who is working in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!” “Dad, what are you talking about?”…

  • The best husband ever!

    Several Texans were sitting around in the Fort Worth Texas Stock Show Sale Barn waiting for the lightweight calves to run through. Suddenly a Cell Phone rings out disturbing the Auction. One of the Cowboys answers it…Cowboy: “Hello?”Wife: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the Salebarn?”Cowboy: “Yep.” Wife: “Great! I am at the Mall a…

  • Gotta love Texas Women

    Author Unknown Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He…

  • Garter (Garden) Snakes can be super deadly

    by Trey Preston Garden Snakes also known as Garter Snakes can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out…

  • My First (and last) Tubing Trip on the Guadalupe

    by the Austin Zombie So there I was, just minding my own business. It was a beautiful Saturday morning and I was planning to enjoy it just laying around and doing not much. Angie suggested that the whole family take a trip up the road and enjoy a nice relaxing tubing trip down the peaceful,…