This just about sums it up!
A baby is born in a small town, what happens next will take your breath away.
Use the force. The police force.
This is a Public Service Announcement from Plies. He’s serious. Throw them leftovers out people! They done expired! #whatdidijustwatch?
3 friends die in a car accident, a doctor, a school teacher, and a Texas Cowboy, and they go to an orientation in heaven. (humor)
A recently divorced hearty Texas woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” (humor)
Gotta love an old Texas rancher’s humor.
He was from East Texas, and we can prove it! (Humor)
“Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I’ll win a battle… Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I’ll win a war.” – General George Patton
Did you know that King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island?
This may be the most mysterious missing persons case in Texas history.
These are funny.
#9: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Obama banned Christmas for federal employees. He even ordered them to have “Holiday parties” rather than Christmas parties. Do you agree that saying Merry Christmas is okay?
I. Can’t. Look. Away. #dontdodrugs