Category: Humor

  • Why We Shoot Deer In The Wild (As Opposed to Roping)

    Why we shoot deer in the wild: (A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well, and actually tried this)                I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill…

  • The Texan Cowboy in the South Dakota Saloon

    Author Unknown The Texas cowboy rode into the town of Deadwood, South Dakota. He stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.   He goes back into the bar, handily…

  • The Wrong Funeral

    by Kimberly Pardue I was at the funeral of my dearest friend,­ my mother. She finally had lost her long battle with cancer. The hurt was so intense; I found it hard to breathe at times. Always supportive, Mother clapped loudest at my school plays, held the box of tissues while listening to my first…

  • Silly Laws in Texas

    Laws that probably should never have been written, or should have come off the books a long time ago! When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot…

  • Letter From Basic Training

    A Texas Farm boy joins the Army, and this is his first letter home from Basic Training: . . . Dear Ma and Pa: . Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Minch. Tell them to join up quick before all the places are…

  • Yankee Chili Tester

     Author Unknown Notes from an inexperienced Chili tester named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: “Recently I was honored to be selected a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the…

  • Southern Medical Terms

    Author Unknown   Benign – What you be, after you be eight. Artery – The study of paintings. Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria. Barium – What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome. Cat scan – Searching for Kitty. Cauterize – Made eye contact with her. Colic – A…

  • I Don’t Tube Much These Days…

    by Angie’s Hubby So there I was, just minding my own business. It was a beautiful Saturday morning and I was planning to enjoy it just laying around and doing not much. Angie suggested that the whole family take a trip up the road and enjoy a nice relaxing tubing trip down the peaceful, lazy…

  • The 25 Best Ways to Annoy a Yankee

    Author Unknown 1. Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING. 2. Pronounce all one-syllable words as if they had two syllables. 3. When giving directions, finish with “it’s right down yonder on the left.” Confuses them no end! 4. Talk REAL slow, and (even when you hear them the first time) always ask them…

  • Redneck Striptease (Cletus and Billy Bob)

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob ‘s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the…

  • Screwing in those Light Bulbs!

    Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 15. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey til the room spins. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to change it and 15 to form a support group. Q:…