This is a Public Service Announcement from Plies. He’s serious. Throw them leftovers out people! They done expired! #whatdidijustwatch?
3 friends die in a car accident, a doctor, a school teacher, and a Texas Cowboy, and they go to an orientation in heaven. (humor)
A recently divorced hearty Texas woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” (humor)
Gotta love an old Texas rancher’s humor.
He was from East Texas, and we can prove it! (Humor)
“Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I’ll win a battle… Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I’ll win a war.” – General George Patton
Did you know that King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island?
This may be the most mysterious missing persons case in Texas history.
These are funny.
#9: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Obama banned Christmas for federal employees. He even ordered them to have “Holiday parties” rather than Christmas parties. Do you agree that saying Merry Christmas is okay?
I. Can’t. Look. Away. #dontdodrugs
Granny is dancing to Garth, and it ain’t pretty!
Having a family gathering for Thanksgiving? If so, chances are you’ll encounter a loved one who didn’t vote for your candidate. This hilarious video shows there is more than politics at play this Thanksgiving. #welcometomycouch
#7 is scary. No seriously. In fact, it’s the scariest realization of this entire election.
So thus guy is hilarious. He chews up millennials and spits them out as an appetizer. Must see! If you did vote for Hillary or you are under 29, watching this video may trigger you and cause you to need a pacifier and a safe space. Proceed with caution.