All 24 of these are spot on!
‘Please re-elect Gerald. Please.’
This is something that every parent of young kids can relate to.
This video was meant to be satirical or comical. I personally see it as a telling symptom of society.
“Get ready, America, we’re about to get an itch that we can’t scratch.”
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally handicapped, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.
One day, a project leader was asked to submit a review of one of his employees. He wrote the following:
So, this guy sees his wife crying after reading a news story on the internet.
Joe started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
They have been married 37 years.
A man walks into a restaurant in Houston with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.
No clowns were harmed in the making of this video.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas where a woman may go to choose a husband.
It’s almost like a Hitchcock movie.
Have birds invaded your area too?