HOW ONE GENIUS FARMER SAVED HIS CHICKENS

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But a new expressway bypass meant an alarming increase in traffic. In fact, it was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three a day. So he called the sheriff’s office and said, “You’ve got to do something about these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens.” So the next day the sheriff went out and put up a sign that read “SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING” Three days later the farmer called again and said, “You’ve got to do something about […]

MADAM OF THE FLIES

If you watched the debate last night, you may have thought that a fly was hovering on your TV screen. Turns out, the pesky fly was hanging around Secretary Clinton. At one point it even landed on her face, and interestingly enough, Hillary didn’t react. (Botox deadened nerves, perhaps?) Of course conspiracy theories are abounding on the the internet. Here are a few of our favorite: “She’s so full of s*** that the flies love her!” – Andrew O. “That fly is actually a CIA device giving her the answers.” – Ryan D. “I got out the flyswatter because I […]