An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But a new expressway bypass meant an alarming increase in traffic. In fact, it was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three a day. So he called the sheriff’s office and said, “You’ve got to do something about these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens.” So the next day the sheriff went out and put up a sign that read “SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING” Three days later the farmer called again and said, “You’ve got to do something about […]
Texas Senator Ted Cruz posted this to his twitter account yesterday: I really do wonder who has been holding on to this video and why they waited till now to release it. Hmmmm… If only your opposition research team had been as good as Hillary’s, then maybe you’d have been the one on the stage, Senator Cruz.
If you watched the debate last night, you may have thought that a fly was hovering on your TV screen. Turns out, the pesky fly was hanging around Secretary Clinton. At one point it even landed on her face, and interestingly enough, Hillary didn’t react. (Botox deadened nerves, perhaps?) Of course conspiracy theories are abounding on the the internet. Here are a few of our favorite: “She’s so full of s*** that the flies love her!” – Andrew O. “That fly is actually a CIA device giving her the answers.” – Ryan D. “I got out the flyswatter because I […]
Why I’ve decided to stop supporting Trump.
I’ve lived in Texas most of my life except when I was in the military. My time outside Texas gave me an appreciation for what we have here. Here is a little list I put together. Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it.
When somebody turns around, sets down their beer, and says “Hey, y’all watch this!”, it may just be time to get out of their way.
You deserve a break. Check these photos out!
He wakes up to used the bathroom and is tip-toeing across the room as quietly as possible so he doesn’t wake the wife when all of a sudden, his toes encounter what can only be described as the worst possible excruciating pain ever felt by man:
An elderly gentleman was invited to his old friends’ home for dinner one evening.
An old retired soldier is standing in the corner at a wedding reception.
The IRS will never call you. Instead they will send letters threatening to enslave your children if you don’t pay via Western Union immediately. (Just kidding).
Everybody can learn something from anybody else, but this professor never saw it coming.
In an effort to reach out to their communities in the wake of recent events, many cities are starting ‘reverse ticket’ programs where police officers PAY people for obeying the law.
Will Texas turn blue this election?