“The gruesome harvesting of baby body parts by Planned Parenthood will not be allowed in Texas and the barbaric practice must be brought to an end. As such, ending the Medicaid participation of Planned Parenthood affiliates in the State of Texas is another step in providing greater access to safe healthcare for women while protecting our most vulnerable – the unborn.”
Online gym claims you can burn fat online and never leave your screen!
To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox , or 2 Bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water.
Your pastor is human and every once in a while a mistake is made. Here are some of the funniest actual mistakes we’ve found.
Were you born in a barn? It’s the question every mother asks. This boy has an epic answer.
The senior discounts are nice, but these are the real benefits nobody talks about!
Not every Texas woman has big hair! (But we don’t mind you thinkin’ that!)
“Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”
Ed stands there tossing shrimp to the hungry birds. As he does, if you listen closely, you can hear him say with a smile, ‘Thank you. Thank you.’
‘If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!’
Don’t squat with yer’ spurs on!
Needless to say, we hope we never wind up with any of these people representing us!
An elderly Texan had owned a large ranch outside Victoria, Texas for several years
Two East Texas hunters are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses.
The same guy who said that George Bush hates black people wants to throw his hat in the ring.