Southern Medical Terms

Author Unknown   Benign – What you be, after you be eight. Artery – The study of paintings. Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria. Barium – What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome. Cat scan – Searching for Kitty. Cauterize – Made eye contact with her. Colic – A sheep dog. Coma – A punctuation mark. D&C – Where Washington is. Dilate – To live long. Enema – Not a friend. Fester – Quicker than someone else. Fibula – A small lie. Genital – Non-Jewish person. G. I. Series – World Series of military […]

Screwing in those Light Bulbs!

Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 15. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey til the room spins. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to change it and 15 to form a support group. Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience. Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to […]